IT's MY LIFE!

I'm back & lets put a pause!

2009-04-03T22:25:00.000-07:00

I said this earlier on, i don't know when will i stop blogging!! hahaaa! One of the f'kin darn reason i stopped was because it took so f'kin long to uploads those pics! Without those pics? Totally 0% feelin to write! Another reason was, damn~~...... busy watching my Heroes, Smallville etc...... and lots of movie from the net! Lastly, I like doing my life, talking about it, picturing it, f'kin around with it but i just hate writing about it and loading it! Blooddyyyy helllll!! And for fuck sake i just realise there's lesser & lesser ladies around me!!!! i haven't been callin anyone out for quite sometimes!!!!!! <----- i mean the girls! FUCK!! I will not turn gay! I am back to roll!! Whose rollin with me? Tonight i'll be partying so drop me a call or msg if you're coming! Anyway I will not blog for i think, long? really long? So, See ya all!!

The No Life, life

2009-02-27T20:25:00.001-08:00

We were craving for the damn Fish & chips the whole day. And hoping to go to some places where there's waitress so that Weiqiang can buck up his talking to girls thing. 1st, we wanted to go to Long John Silver but obviously it's closed at that time. 2nd we went to Fish & Co at Plaza Singapura and it closes just in time. DARN IT! 3rd we've decided BOTAK JONES. Damn~~ If it's closed too, i swear i'll burn that mother fucking stall down man!

Next we wanted to catch a movie but there's none so we went over to Meridien Hotel to play some Lan game. We played the killing zombie game!

To Newton!

2009-02-22T07:03:00.000-08:00

Having a slight flu, woah~ haven't wore this cap almost 2months plus man! It was my 18 birthday present! Lazy to do up my hair man! Went over to Newton to have our dinner, felt like eating some seafood. Haha! That's my Mum and look at Chek, he keeps saying he's suffering from depression! What an ass?

We had Mee goreng, Sambal baby Kai Lan, Calamaris, <--- Aunty Sharin No.1 dish! Butter Crab <--- grilled!, Dried chilli chicken <--- sour~~!, Chilli Crab <---- The main Stuff!! and some buns! 6 dishes and that's fucking full!!!! And that's Aunty Sharin, 3rd time we're eating her stall. We used to always eat some other stall. Thought we change for a moment but we just continued eating her stall unknowingly for 3 times in a row! 1st time i went with Halena, 2nd was with my Grandma, krystel jie, Dary, Mum and Chek, 3rd time which was today and the Main we always ordered is Chilli Crab! At least i still remember the sexy way Haley taught me to eat a Chilli Crab, she's really good at eating crab and we also smooch after having our Crab, Yucks! Haley calls it the Crab kiss, Eeww! I told Chek about this and everytime whenever we go to Newton with my Mum he'll definetly ask me " Who taught you to eat Crab? And the Crab kiss? Huh Calvin?" What a fucker he is..! And my Mum will asked whose Halena? Girlfriend? And i'll just don't know what to say man! And that fucker just simply giggle his way throughout! But lucky enough not for today because Mum didn't heard what he said! Hahaa! But i promise one very day, I'll killed that ars infront of Aunty Alice whenever i have the chance to do so! Darn Fuck!

Lastly Durian Ice Kachang before we end the day!

Cycling!

2009-02-22T01:49:00.000-08:00

After my food Jason called me and asked me out for for cycling and i thought that i haven't been excersing for so long and so i went with them! Sat at Mac Donald and waited for Jacky for really really long!! Darn it, and finally he came!

Everyone's here and we're good to go!!

HAhahaaaa! Look at Jason, he broke his leg from SOC, it's standard obstacle course! And his still cycling with us. Garang! Heard about the Jack Neo movie, San ge hao ren? These time is Liang ge hao ren! We went over to Katong to have Katong Laksa! See my Boxer? Hahahaha! Damnn~~!!

After Makan, we cycled to Don't know what place is that but we just hang around there for a moment before we carry on our journey to Cini leisure! Look at Pte Wu stupid look on his face, acting like some Rambo doing an ambush on enemy! And the Gangster Smokerrr! Hahahaa!
I really love my boxer man!

Finally we reach Cini Leisure! We watch The Pink Panter 2. It's a good movie but i fell asleep, i was really really tired! After the movie, we headed back to east coast! Omg! My ass hurts so muchh!

Look at the picture in the forest, do you see lots of spirits? Muhahaha! Finally we reach back East Coast and everyone was so Sheggit! And my ass hurts ALOT~~!!!!! 5am and we can finally home sweet home!

It's fooding time!

2009-02-22T01:23:00.000-08:00

I don't know why but just into cooking recently. Probably because i have a little more time these few days and i'm also lazy to go out and get my food! I decided to cook a simple fried rice! But it taste real good man! I put garlic, luncheon met, red chilli, oyster sauce, sesame oil, dark soya sauce , white pepper, and black pepper. It tasted more like black pepper fried rice! I didn't use oil to fry, i used butter! <--- Wen Chieh taught me so, because it smells nice after that and it's true! The soup of the day was Old Cucumber soup. There's lots of incredients and i don't know how to f'king spell it!!

Anddddd.. Ta Danggg! Foods ready! It's tasty and i'm not boasting about it man!! Actually i am! hahaaa! Claypot fried rice & Old cucumber soup!

Club Rebel!

2009-02-22T01:03:00.000-08:00

Met Manuel Martinez yesterday, wanted to just go out for a walk but ended up, decision was to hit a club. So we headed over to Club Rebel. Party all night long till my legs were so tired! Forgot to take some shots inside, it seems like i brought the camera for no f'king reason man! But anyway it wasn't really much of a fun too, Why? There's too much guys there! Like i said WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RECENTLY!!!!! hahhaa! The party ended and home we go!

It's fooding day!

2009-02-20T02:10:00.001-08:00

It's sunday and so i decide to go buy some food home and cook. I called Chek's see if he's gonna come over and join me for food and yea.. he's coming. Now i got a extra chef for help out! Half way through while cooking Aunt Helen and Uncle Vincent called us and asked us down for some events. No choice we answered the phone, had to give face. So we quickly rush down. I played the bad guy, i told aunt Helen we can only stay for 45mins that we need to rush back to meet a friend after this. Darn it.. Foods probably getting cold man!

Frying frying frying frying!!!!!!!

Stir fried the corned beef and if you're wondering what soup is that in the claypot. I'll tell you. It's my own creation, the Potatoes, Tomatos, Onions, herbs and prawns shells soup! With some vegies obviously. Hey seriously, it may sounds disgusting but it taste real good man. Cheks praises my soup. My mum's a cook and she praises it too! They said it's nice, Yay!!

Next it's the Omelette. I'm in charge of the Corned beef and soup. Wen chieh's incharge of the Omelette and Vegetables!

Look at him throwing up the eggs and acting like some kungfu chef like that!

Lastly the sambal Vegetables! And we're good to go for makan! Yump Yump!

After food we went over to Marina Square for some bowling, it's for digestion! Woah! First time in my life i scored a 180 points man! Wen chieh's totally off form that day. haha! And i don't know what the fuck is wrong but it's another gay place i went too. There's totally no ladys in the bowling centre!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG RECENTLY?????

2009-02-20T01:28:00.000-08:00

I'm back! Not finally free yet but at least free for the time being! Went down to Zouk with the guys, haven't seen them for a really long time and finally got the chance to catch up with them.
Not really at the tip top condition mood today. Many things happen. Ex. that Kenny Mah and Domi put a last min aeroplane on us, same like b4. But this time it really piss me off. They're giving f'king lame excuses and kenny mah promise his not gonna put aeroplane on us and end up not until i called him than i realise they are not coming. They would'nt even bother letting us know are they coming. Man.. i'm really sick and tired of this f'king wankers man!

Look at liow! He is a gay! Anyway had our dinner and waited for Tai lo and Tai lo sau! Chit chat alittle while and to zouk, here we come!

Hahahahaaaa! Gay boy reserving his dick for some one else. hahahha!

That ars really has a gay look on him! Look at that! Ong has a short little middle finger! haha!

Now that's what you call long! Anyway it was really a gay night. Zouk was so fucking packed up with guys. I can't believe it man! No ladys no ladys! I went over to phuture at about 1am and most of the ladys were all picked up! I saw this girl who looks kinda small to me. She was dancing with her friends and a guy came over to picked her up, they don't know each other. But in less than 2mins, they started kissing man! What a waste man!

2009-02-08T09:00:00.000-08:00

Pte Poh made a really cold joke to brighten up the day. I qouted in my notebook, ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE, THERE IS NO MERCY FOR THE WEAK and FIGHT OR FLIGHT. I told him this are the tattoos i'm gonna put on me when i ord! I like word arts and messy arts for my tatts anyway. I don't like those one whole pictures on the back thing for the tatts. It's so eeeeeee.. Like gangster. They ruin body arts man! Anyway Pte Poh said "strong & survive i'll choose survive because not all strong survive. Mercy and weak, i'll choose weak because during battle, enemy usually fuck care the weak first and so weak usually survive. Flight or Fight, i'll choose Flight because if you fight, you'll die but if you flight, you'll survive." It's a f'king stupid cold joke, basically this asshole just prefers being alive than strong. Idiot man! But yea we just laugh for the stupid look he showed on his face. Navy guys, you guys shud know that stupid look he can show on his face, hahhaaaa! Anyway, fuck Pte Poh for insulting the word Tatts i want on me! Darn ars!

Darn it!

2009-02-08T08:37:00.000-08:00

I'm really so tired now!!!!!!!! Least i got my 2days of mc, yea man! I just came back from my 4days of F'king sailing and i'm so f'king tired. damn it! I did not sleep for 28hrs straight and on top of that, i only slept for like 4hr before 28hrs. When i finally got home which is today, i only manage to get 5hrs of sleep! Motha darn it man! I still feel like i'm floating~~~~ Sea state was kinda bad past few days, ship's kinda shakey man! Argh!! I probably won't blog for the next few days.. Gonna be alittle busy, with? I've no idea man. I just can sense i'm gonna be busy! Argh!!!! I'm going crazyyyyyyyyy!!!! Fuck Reality and Fuck the Definition of Adequate shit!!!! I'm going Awol to this piece of shit life man! Alot of things been happening recently but just that.... darn, i'm so lazy to type! Damn~ Fuck it!
A ship in habour is safe, but that's not what ships are made for. <----- CRAP!

Partying at Zouk! Yay!

2009-02-02T02:38:00.000-08:00

Bought the tickets, we were fuckin hungry and so we headed over to the coffee shop to makan! Weee Weeee!

Head over to Zouk and party's rolling! Saw lots of people in white. It's phuture 31st anniversary, but i don't why white and it's free entry and 3free drink for those who wear white! Fuck! Should have wore white but toooooo badddd, wore chongsam instead. Darn it! "I don't know why but why the fuck is everyone wearing white?" hahaha! The pickup line from PUA master Mstery from the game! Anyway PUA is Pick Up Artist! This photos were all taken in Phuture! Anyway why is it that i will see Iylia everytime and every club i go? What the fuck?

Yes! We were in Chongsam! Lots of people think that we were crazy! But we think it fun man! Hahahaaaa! Lots of people were lookin at us but fuck it man! It's attraction! Heeeee, jus kidding!
A guy jus came over to drunk jiaming, hahahaa! Jiaming doesn't want it at first but.... That guy calls him a pussy and he drinks! Hahahaa joker man! And the drinks spilled!

I think he's drunk! Nah! He's just getting red face only! Looks like his drunk right? Wahahah!

Went over to trance to look for huiying and her boyfriend! Photos photos~!

Anyway the purpose of partying is this! muaahahha! Pick up time! The PUA master's back! Just kidding! Had enough fun with my own friend so it's time to find joy! heee hee! Come on man, I'm gonna stop clubbing for about 2mnth or more to save up some money for travelling yay!! So yea, gonna have some fun tonight man!

My intention was to go to the one behind her(not in picture)<-- Clarise say she cute) but she helped me put my drinks on the table, smilin, chat alittle i think? and so.... Anyway she's hot but i think alittle old for my age i think. hahaha! Hope she doesn't sees this! I wrote it down! SHE's HOT!! I shud be safe. muhahahhaa!

The short hair on the left tried to drunk me man! Her friend was going to feed me some achohol(same as Jiaming, calls me a pussy..) so i drinked it up! And she push the bottle up so agrresively in my mouth and the drinks spilled on my chongsam! Why wanna drunk me so badly! Fuck! I've duty early in the morning my dear! Her face looks so red anyway! so i thinked she's half-fucked drunk! The other ones better didn't try to bully me! hahaaa! The right photo was taken like shit! I don't know where was i looking! These ladies are Hot and Lovely anyway!

Whoa! The Caucasian and his girl was fooling around and i join in the fun to play! wahaha!! And that girl keeps telling me someone was trying steal her boyfriend which is the ang-mo la! And the ang-mo "someones trying to steal me away from my girlfriend!" pointed to me the girl! I was like WTF? Telling me this for what? But yea.. Fun though!

Nurse!! Help me! Save me! I'm having a heart attack! hahhaaaaa! She's hot! What's the cause of your heart attack? You are the cause! Makes my heart beat so fast!

Don't we just look like couple? Awww~~ Hahaaaaa! Quite a nice line to use. Muhahaa! She use her camera to take with me too but it took so fuckin long for her friend to don't know do what with the camera! I think she's not a singaporean! Her accents and her look! I didn't really have much of a conversation with her anyway, heeeeheeee!

Haaahaaaaaa! Am i squeezing her ass? It looks like but i really can't remember, was so f'cking high man! HeeeeeeHeeee~ She is really a hot one! Look at the guy behind me? He looks like he really wanted to give me a hard punch on my face, hahaaa! I do not know if it's his girl? I notice for almost 10mins, the guy looks like he's trying to get to her, dance with her but that lady didn't react so i guessed they are not even friends. So i went over! Muhahahaaaa! Got to run!

When i came back to join them and was about to go home.. FUCK!! I realise Clarise got drunked! DAMN IT! I shud have photo shot that down! Hahahaaaaa! I don't know how and i wasn't there but i seriously don't know how the fuck she got drunk man! Sent her home.. Lying on my lap and her arm's pressing onto my dick! Fuck! It's fucking irritating man! I told her but she already a dead person! Pte Wu photo shot this picture down! I tried to tilt her head up to look at the camera but fuck it, it failed! Alright, now i'm gonna pray she doesn't sees this. If she does i promise i'll definetly be a dead person or my nipples are gonna stretch!

That's all for the day! Now probably be preparing to go back to ship for duty! FUCK!!!! I'm so tired now! But no choice! Partys piority! FLYING!

Darn it!

2009-02-02T02:19:00.000-08:00

I probably look like a cock and a half but fuck it man, i'm going for a run! Anyway i had plan to run for 20km with Pte Wu but Arghhhhh!! We went to had our breakfast and than alittle while of rest and we're good to go! We ran over to east coast and in east coast for alittle bit. We ran about 16km? About there.. Fuck man! I was like so tired during the run. I really have to train up more often now. I actually stop running for almost 2mnths, now i'm gonna start again! Fuck those cars! We ran on the express way because we don't which way to go and those car like almost 7 cars horned at us during the run. Hahahaaa! I know it wrong to run there, heeeeeee! Anyway the moment we stop, Pte Wu can't take it! He needs to shit!!!! hahaa! He's been holding it since, no idea man! After that we headed over to EXPO because Pte Wu need to collect his parcel.

Just got home, it's late now. So i can only get like 2hrs of sleep, i quickly go take a nap!

I'm going to Zouk tonight! So happy! Finally can party again! Been waiting for so long. I stop clubbing for almost 2mnths, and it's so NO LIFE! Gonna roll tonight man!

2009-01-30T05:22:00.000-08:00

Alrighty! I'm home, lots of weirdo things been happening since yesterday. It's about my work and one really weird thing happen today. I was sleepin in the bus on the way home, and than this weird gay looking 40's man sat really hard on the chair and than i woke up, so i took a glance at him and his actually staring at me man!! Next he asked me you are from the navy or airforce? Because i was in my uniform. I replied him Navy. Next he asked me is it at changi naval base? I said yaaa.. so he replied me Wah! So far hor?? I said yea.. Than follow by silences. Than he's been turning his head towards me and fucking looking at me for the whole damn trip! You'll know it when someone's looking at you really obviously. It's really scary.

Anyway i'm so hungry now, haven't yet had my dinner so i'll probably cook some maggi noodles. I'm gonna sleep early today. Meeting Pte Wu Jiaming at 8am for a jog. Was hoping to run for 20km tmr. Not sure whether able to do it as i haven't been running for sometime but JUST DO IT MAN! Determination's there! JOGA BONITA! Few weeks back, i only managed to run till 14km and i stop already. Fuckin Stitches! Damn!

Anyway i'm heading down to Zouk tomorrow to party. So let know if you're going too. Probably will be seeing you there! If not, come along! Lets party! Haven't been partying for almost 2mnths man! I don't know why but just didn't.

CHU 2

2009-01-28T05:50:00.000-08:00

Went over to Wen chieh's place again! Notice the white i wore on Claudia's birthday and today was the same? Yea! It was the same. Suddenly I just felt like wearing white and so.. I just wore it. And i've washed it! No worrys! And thanks to my dear Claudia Chew and that how i got this white chef looking shirt! She told me her birthday theme was white, wanting everyone to be angels around her or something like that.. So i rush down to topman to get a white shirt because not wanting to be a devil of Claudia's birthday cause i usually wear black! I was so shock later on when i saw peoples in different colour shirrttts!! And there's blacks!

Anyway it took me lots of my Kungfu to psycho my dear Jamie to come over Chek's place. Wanted to have a good talk with her as i haven't been seeing her for really long man! The last time was my birthday! See what's she doing? MAHJONGGGG!!!! Aunty Alice took her away for MAHJONG!!!! Sad case man! I did not go in the room because Aunt Alice keeps askin me to take over jamie to play.. NOOOOO...... so camoflouge myself outside! I hardly even talk with Jamie man! Stupid Wen Chieh! And he gives me 10bucks to go and blackjack with them outside! I lost it all. HAHAHAA! Anyway i can't remember which photo Jamie said not to upload but .. hahaha nvm laaaaa!

Anyway Idoitic Wen chieh asked Li Ting to come over and than he asked me help entertain her because his really busy.. entertaining Aunty Alice and Jamie. And he left Li Ting for me to handle. WTH man! Anyway, Li Ting keeps complaining she's bored really bored~~ She doesn't know them all. She keeps saying "Stupid Wen Chiehhhh!! He told me alot of people are coming, i asked who's coming and he say Calvin and alot more la.. you know them definetly. And when i came i know none of them." Heard that bro? Darn shit! haha! So i have to entertain her the whole night.. Look at Li Ting, I'm entertaining her the whole damn night so that she won't feel bored and seeee.. she's trying to rape me! For goodness sake! Good deeds no good returns man! Look Huiying and her boyfriend happily taking their own sweet time. Lovely dovey.. Eeeee hair standddd!!

Anyway Wen chieh had to sent Jamie home, and we proceeded to makan. Walked over to prata house!

Now she is trying to act cute and Jiaming is phototaking pictures of everyone. She's trying to ask me for something, can't remember.. but anyway look, she's trying to act like a little girl. wahahhaa! I think she's 17 anyway..

Huiying acting cute! And she's not young! Wahahahaa!

Negotiating and than to prata! It seems like i'm forcing myself to take this photo! hahaaa!

Everyone's walking in couple.. but one of the couple is gay couple! They probably left their heart at BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN! Poor Jiaming solo all the way, busy takin photos. HA!

Prata's full house! So we went over to Hong Kong Cafe! Saw Manuel and Sean on the way. Look at Manuel dresses like a 80's oldies FEVER man! Next stupid Wen Chieh couldn't make it in time to come back and fetch Li Ting, DARN THIS ARSHOLEEEEE!!!! So i've got to sent her home, she's been showing me this little kitten at her house downstair. Keeps playing with it and forgotten that i have to go back to Hong Kong cafe to find the rest. ZzzZzzzz! Finally done with Li Ting and so i than cab back to Hong Kong cafe.. saw Manuel there, Sean went off quite awhile ago.

Anyway, that our photographer of the day! Pte Wu Jiaming! With that one kind of a stupid face!

Now i really look like some Hong Kong Kung Fu Chef!

I was trying to perform my Wing chun fist from IP MAN. But he wouldn't even be bothered cause he's playing his PSP. So i had no choice but to use the Wing Chun fist to make him smile! Muhahaha! And that's all for the day!

2009-01-28T05:23:00.000-08:00

After reunion dinner i went over to Wen chieh's place. They were playing mahjong. Fuck! I don't even know play.. And they asked me to join in.. What the hell? So Aunty Alice and Benjiamin thought me how to play.. Wooo..... And guess what! I've finally learn the art of mahjong! It's kinda fun though.. I don't know why but i just like to say PONG! I watch those chinese movie and it's the same, they just like to say PONG! too.. And i always thought ZHI MO is you feel the tiles and if guess correctly the tiles, you win alot. So i keep shouting ZHI MO too! Fuck these Hong Kong movies man! Giving me those wrong ideas! I got alot of scolding from them because i keep placing the wrong tiles at the wrong time and i keep shouting the wrong shit! Anyway not long later, Xing Hua came with his girlfriend. So all of them were like teaching me the art of mahjong. I've been learning! And guess what again? I won 6bucks in 20mins man! And we were all playing only 10-20cents. Hahahaa! Anyway thanks to Aunty Alice! She's been teaching me! I think i pick it up real fast but there's still many things i don't know so forget it man.. Anyway those assholessssss wouldn't let me play after that 20mins., not because i win but because i was too slow. I place the tiles in postion real slow, i think for really long and blah blah. Come on man! I'm just rookie to this. A Noob! They say i'll be wasting alot of time so Aunty Alice took over me and i proceed to the sofa and took a quick nap! Next thing i know when i woke up.. It's 6am!! Buleh Mati man!

It's reunion dinner!

2009-01-27T01:11:00.000-08:00

Went to my granny's place to makan! Which i forgot to photoshoot it down! Awww Damn! I miss that! Had a really long chat with Daryl till we forgot the time.. End up causing Krystel Jie jie to sleep late.. So sorry jie!

Saturday. Claudia's 20th birthday!!

2009-01-27T00:11:00.000-08:00

It's Claudia birthday! We went down to Timbre.. so PACK!! So we proceeded to Chijmes! You see Claudia's feeding me the cake? Weee.. now it taste so sweeeetttt..... Feel so honour!

This guy came and asked "Did you guys ordered waterfall?" We were like ermmm.. "no, we did not.. you probably got the wrong order.." So he just hmm ok.. alright! and than walked off. Follow by Kenny Mah gave me that evil and say "Eh AAA, why not we share and treat Claudia a waterfall? hahahah!" I replied "Oh yea! Ya ya, sure!" hahaaaa! So we called the guy back and got the waterfall for Claudia! She was shock and "Noooo.... what is this??" HAahahaha! She was afraid of the fire at first waahhaha! They were asking me to help her drink half but.... i did not.. MUahhahaa! It's so exciting! She manage to drink it all up by herself man! Clap Clap! Vanessa and Sihui started blamin me for not help her drink and afraids she gets drunk. Claudia begin to look tipsy and said loud " Calvin, you suck! You were suppose to help me drink some!" I was like Oh noo.... I think the kick is coming..

Look at Jamie!! Laughing so Cheeezzly.. Haahahaaa!!

The next day when i talk to Claudia, asked her how is she doin? Apologizing.. and can't remember.. She told me "I puke 7times yesterday!" I was so Fuckin shock man! I mean she should be getting drunk instead to puking! Salute to you Claudia!

I'm so tired of all this! Probably more to come.....

2009-01-22T09:07:00.000-08:00

After that I was suppose to go home at 7.15pm but L COM now starts toturing me. He give all sorts of funny questions asked me to find the ans. It took sometime for me to get the ans.. but everytime i got the ans, he will give more questions from the ans.. so it never ends.. Guess what, i miss the 7.30pm bus. FUCK! He keeps giving me question and i keep giving him ans, keeps going on and on. He says that if i carry on being so slack, he's gonna give me even harder man.. I've been giving him ans and he still keep takaning me! Every questions is getting harder and harder until i couldn't even find ans.. Could you imagine from 4.30 to 8.30 i've been giving him ans and he's been giving me questions. From 4 questions to many many questions! Until 8.30pm than he let me off.. he says he could see i have something important going on.. Fuck that man! See...... This is how the way they played with us the mind games.. I've been played by them for almost 2 fuckin months. I wanted to talk back to him but i just have to think about my saturday till tuesday. Damn! that's how they always gets a hold on us! FUCK!$%#$#@##$!!!!! I'm so damn piss nowwwwwwww! Anw tmr's gonna be another day so... always look at the bright sight of life man! Got to call a cab out but waited for half and hr. Luckily i saw Kexin, her dad fetch me out. Thanks man!
Meet up with Wen chieh at orchard.. saw Sean and Manuel by luck so we went to had dinner together luckily everone haven't had their dinner yet and it's 10.30pm? WTH! Had alot of fun, being public disturbance, doing all kinds of shit stuff giggling and laughing like real bitches all night. Feels so like myself and freedom again! It really brighten up my day man. Anyway it's Wen chieh's birthday today.. thought i had wished but Happy birthday again! Got home soon after.. Now i'm bloggin down all this shit. And i'm really really really really tired now.. I've only been 7hrs for the past 2 and half days. Feel better to write down everything man! Now i'm sleeping and GOOD NIGHT!

2009-01-22T08:24:00.000-08:00

I'm so f'king stressed uppp! Yesterday and today was a really bad day for me. After L AIS and WCS PO talk to me, calm me down.... I felt better and wanting to change for the better as i'm always really mischievous in the ship, not following orders and always wanting to leave the ship. I told them i'll change, i'll work harder and i'll carry staying in the ship and i'm really serious about that. As for WCS PO i begged him not to put me on duty on saturday and monday because i was so fucking unlucky to kenna duty this 2days. I told him i've got a birthday to attend on saturday and monday.. you know.... the important day, it's chinese new year! He said "by right calvin, you don't derserve this as you know you are like always not following orders but i'm gonna change it for you as it's really important. I really want you to change." So i promise him the next test his gonna give me which is on next friday i'm gonna score 80% and above. If i don't score that i'll memorise all the comparment numbers and full names of all the Chiefs, Po, Ls, Officers and Warrant officers in the ship and if i can't again i'll stay in every monday to friday! I really mean it!
Soon after this when i close up my Nav officer came and fuck me really hard for talkin on the phone during duty. I told him it was something really important and he asked me not to give him that shit? WTH? He said i shud spent time studying.. So i walk off to get the file to study. He fuck me again and say "You think you will have the heart to study after me fucking you? fuck you! don't give me that shit!" I was so f'ckin angry but i had to tolerate. So i told him "Than what you want sir? now i'm going to study, you also fuck me?" He than asked me "what you want? tell me? TELL ME!!" I told him "you shud tell me what you want instead of me tellin you what i want. I'm going to study, you also f'kin me. And not tellin me what you want." Next he just walk off with silence.. WTF? Today morning he just came asked me a few questions and than wanted to confine me for one day. Wah damn it man! I almost walk there and punch that f'kin a**hole! But tolerate..... Damn this tolerate shit man.. I'm never gonna tolerate such shit again. Making me felt like a real dog.. I'm sure it's gonna happen again just probably a different officer. I know i'm in the wrong talkin on the phone. Fuck me once or twice alright.. confine's cool with me too. But don't just keep Fucking me for the sake of fucking that makes you feel greater and happier! It's obvious. F'king wanker! At the end of the i pass the test he gave me and confine's taken away..

Retarded Night!

2009-01-20T08:56:00.000-08:00

Got home, saw Manuel Martinez online. We video called and this is what the hell happens!

I know it's kind of retard man! But.... We are so BORED!!!!
Take a closer look. That's how the bitchy Manuel Martinez looks like! Muhahahaaa! An Idoit! I'm sorry Manuel but i just have to say this. Zzzzz~ You made me lose my name you ASSHOLE! YOU ARE SUCH A DIRKY! How's the new Regina anyway? Is she hotter than the old one? I just don't get it? How the hell did you just get to know someone who has the same name as your EX-girlfriend which you just broke off with about 2months ago? Or is it you just have fetish for the name Regina? You are so f'kin lucky dude!

Alright.. i'm sleeping now and that's all for todays blog! I'm on duty on wenesday.. Oh man.. Damn it!

Makan Makan!

2009-01-20T07:47:00.000-08:00

Wanted to meet up with Manuel Martinez but he's meeting his Mum so we'll probably meet up some other days! Anyway pass my regards to my mother in-law, ask her how's she doing? When is she going to hand over the hands of her daughter to me? Hahaha! The last time i remembered is that you mum told me " You wait long long! Mother in-law HA! you must be kiddin me.. I don't want a son in-law like you man!" hahaha! Manuel i know your sister's only 7 or 8yrs old that's why your mum ask me to wait long long... how kind of she? So i'll be waiting till she turns 20 wahahhaa! By than i'll probably be some old freak haha!

Good thing my brother reads my blog, knows that i'm bored and than he called me and said "Omg Calvin.. even you are into this kind of blogging stuff.." hahaha! Yea.. so he ask me out for dinner with him and Angel. So we had our food at Fish & Co! Chit chat alittle and than fly home! Oh yea! Thanks for the dinner Kor!

I love Petrina Tan man!

2009-01-19T05:55:00.000-08:00

I went to TTSH for my eye appointment waited there for almost 2hrs? I was suppose to be seen be Evelyn Loo but guess she was too busy so Petrina Tan took me! YAY! As per usual those starter questions doctors usually asked. Follow by here comes hell. She started torturing my eyes, putting some yellow medicines around my eyes that still stains. I kept figidting because it's so PAINFULLLLL... She keeps saying No No No.. Don't move, stay still there Calvin.. Now I feel so like a DOG!!!! Thats how owners talk to their dogs! I keep telling her it's very painful.. And all she does is Mmm.. Mmm.. WTH?? Petrina Tan" Alright! It's done! Fast right?" Now i feel like a little boy seeing a doctor...... ZzzZzz... Next she asked for my eye drops and i showed her. I asked her how many drops to drip into each eye? Petrina Tan "Keep dripping until 1drop gets into your eyes Hahahahhahaaaa" I was like HUh????? I think she's trying to tell a cold joke so i entertain her and Wahahahaha too. Next... HAHA the reason why i love her so much! She "So do you need MC?" In my mind ( of course! who wouldn't want?).... So i told her 2 days can! And she straight away repiled "Alright! sure!".... WEE~~ I shud asked for more man! Shud have remember she gave me 3days the last time! Fuck? why?? Next she set an appointment for me and "I'll see you in 2weeks time alright?" Of course my ans is "Yea sure!" hahha! I'm gonna see her again! Yum seng to more MCs! haha! Just kidding! Anyway, she's a really good doctor. It's not just about the Mc thing. She's just good at attending to her paitents. I like her man!

Next went down to Juno's to cut my hair, anyway Juno's my brother and my hairstylist. It's not a shop name! And than home sweet home! Anyway quite a lucky day.. saw Ril on the streets and exchange number, Woooo really old friend man. Got home msn with Fu quan for alittle while and his like WTF? You Blog? Faggot....

Now i'll probably be going for dessert with O'cheks. And SLEEP. I'm so TIRED!! Anyway i wanna go out tmr but i'm plan(less) and friendless! So bring me out! I've SO NOTHING TO DO!! BORING!!!!

JOGA BONITA

2009-01-19T05:36:00.000-08:00

When you're kid you are afraid to try, because you dare and so my advise to you is to never grow up my friends!

NO LIFE!!!!

2009-01-19T05:11:00.000-08:00

Stupid pictures...... Jiaming doesn't believe he has wrinkles so i prove it to him.

It was really super no life on saturday! We had Carls Junior for dinner and than we went over to play some games hahaaaa! We haven't entered a Lan shop for almost a year. Wahahaha! We played some killing zombies game woo~~ it's really freaky. Jiaming got shocked by the zombies and jerk! Me too! hahah! Follow by we went for our movie at 3.50am PUNISHER, stupid show. I hear lots of snore in the theatre ha! Like i say.... this was a really NO LIFE SATURDAY!! Least there's still lots of laughter and enjoyment wahaha! Long story..

It's killin me!!

2009-01-16T22:50:00.000-08:00

I was admitted to Tan Tock Seng hospital observation ward this morning for about 4hrs? Mygrain, breathing difficulty, flu, eyes really hot and red and i think alittle bit of fever. And i can't sleep since yesterday. All just happen so suddenly.. They had given me drips and steroid. Steroid? for what? I overheard what the doctor was saying.. Haaahaaa.. I was really bored!! Can't sleep! I keep telling the nurses i am really bored, what time can i go? And they just tell me, just bare with it alright? Doctor will come see you soon. I felt so like a little boy at that time. ZzzZzzzz.. I got scold by this attachment nurse because i walked bare footed to the toliet.. what the?? And while she takes my BP and everything she asked me a weird question "Do you know where you are Calvin?" With that talking to little boy tone.. I was like HUH? for a moment. She said "Do you know you are in the hospital?" I was like WHAT THE?? Of course i know i'm in the hospital man.. I'm the one who came here.. why wouldn't i know? And than hee hee haa... I asked her what time can i go? She said soon, awhile more. The drip is painful is it? I said noo.. I'm just really bored right now.. At least kind enough she was, entertain and talk to me for that little while. But i'm still BORED!! So i talked with the Lau Ah Pek beside my bed! Chit chat alittle, now i feel less bored heee heee! The doctor came in soon after, (touch her finger touch my nose, touch her finger touch my nose) for like 4-5 times? I feel so like an IDOIT man! She's hot anyway, i still remember her name, Tay siew something.... Hahahahhaaa! The women doctors in TTH, some are really hot man! I remembered a few, my eye specialist Pertrina Tan and Heng Li Wei. Wahhahah! Good memory i've got man! I LOVE man them! Always giving me 3days MC. wahahhaa! Anyway i've got an eye appointment this monday and waiting for my Neuroloigist <--- (think it's spelled this way?) appointment. For? I've no idea man! Longgg lonngg way to go man.. Anyway i'm feeling alright now! Doctor says it isn't a big issue at all, probably just due to not enough sleep and the stress at work. Quite true.. I agree!!
Damn.. i'm suppose to see Danica for food today but guess we just have to make it some other times. Will make it up you, my bad! See you soon.
I was always hoping to see Shawn Wesley soon for food somedays too. Dude! I know you have been dying for your Heroes. hahaha! My bad alright? Schedule kinda little bit packed so... Anyway i'll see you when i see you alright!

2009-01-16T11:16:00.000-08:00

I got home and got into msn, I was F'kin the N**y with PTE Tng & PTE Butcher Lee! Wahhaaa! Damn exciting man! I really hate the life in the N**Y, so wanting to go back to the Army! Life there might be tiring & dirty but it's so much more of fun there! Chat with Claudia in msn for quite sometime. I remembered one of things she said was the impression i gave her was that i can never be serious, i'm always not serious. So Sadddddddd...... And she addressed me as Missy Calvin? What the hell? I thought she said she miss Calvin, weeeee! but no.. Sadddddd! Hahahahaa! Talked about the Edward Cullen & Bella thing again. Probably dreaming of me right now in her sleep, MUHAHAHAHAAA! She went off to sleep early as she's havin a really bad headache after sleepin for more than 10hours? So good lifeeee! And she's not eating panadol? Said is no good? But never mind, she's nurse anyway. She sure do know alot more better than me. Haha!

Than i went off to meet up with Wen chieh for makan! And....

Took of with him to Sengkang to pass his cuzz the wallet. Than we took of to makan. Half way through the road he felt really cold.. Wooo oooo ooo! Stopped and wore his jacket, good thing Claudia and Wen chieh said it's cold asked me to wear more so i wore mine before that. I was thinking Wen said it's cold so wear a jacket and his not wearing one? Now he got to stop and wear his raincoat. Idoit right? His a real cock and a half man! While riding on the road.. he keeps telling me those eerie storys on the road, ALOT! And it's so f'ckin frightening. His the rider and he keeps tellin me this storys, doesn't he fear? And why of all day choose today. Asshole?

We stopped by at this R.K. Eating house to makan. If you heard of the no pork, no pork. Pork again i call police joke, this is it. This is the place, it's at seragoon garden that area. Met this sister there, real good. Charge us cheap, give us extra food and keep smillin hahhaaa! Lau wen packed 2 more prata bomb and than home sweet home.

Start blogging when i got home, chat with my TAI LO Adrian in msn for a little while. He sure do know what i'm thinkin. After not meeting up for so long.. He still knows the inner of me somehow? Ass man! And thanks for you help dude!

2009-01-16T10:47:00.000-08:00

I was in the ship earlier on, recieve a text from my dear auntie Jamie hahhaa! which i didn't know it was her as my (use in camp phone) do not have many peoples number. So i call and asked who was it? I heard her said something like Jeannie and i was like, huh? She said Jeannie again and i remembered "oh yea!! Sean's friend Jeannie from Anderson Sec right? I'm thinking weird? Why did she text me all of a sudden as we only chat a few time real long time ago.. I asked her whats up? Next i heard from her was "Calvin, you are a real ass do you know that? Hee Hee Haa Haa. Stop being an ass or idiot ( either one can't remember) will you?" Calvin " What? why? Jeannie right?" So she replied with an agitated voice JAMIE!! you idiot! So i Oh oh oh! explain to her why i didn't know it was her. MUhahahhaa!! It was stupid anyway. My bad Jamie! Anyway i'm gonna see her soon one of this days for food or somethin, hopefully? As i haven't seen her in a really long time since my birthday, i guess? Wen chieh's probably hoping to see you too! hahaaa!
After that i called Claudia, she asked somethings about zouk and said i was really lucky to call her at the right time. Heeeeeee heeeeee! It's her break time! Talked for a little while, especially about Edward Cullen and Bella. Wahahahahaa! Done talking, now i'm preparing to fly home! YEA MAN!

My second half of the day!

2009-01-14T08:27:00.000-08:00

Got home! Started blogging. Have been busy doing this blogging thing as i'm still new to this? Claudia came online, chat with her about her hair and many other things for really long. And yea.. she help in this blogging thing too! Cool! Next, Nicholas called and asked me down for prawn fishing with Alex, Serene, Lindsay and think Grace, Adrian and the rest was there too. Weeee.. I was so tempted! But nah, i rejected. Probably mood ain't there, so i camped at home the whole day and i've got to finish my movie FORREST GUMP so i stayed at home. Soon after Claudia sign off, i carried on my movie! Wow! Really good movie man! So touchinggggg~ Sobbing~ If you haven't watch it, you are really missing out some good shit man! Good night & Yum Seng to the very first day of my blogging!

First-half of the day!

2009-01-14T06:25:00.000-08:00

Owen Ong whose loves me callin him that way, decided to take MC and called me early in the morning and wanted to come over to my place for a hide-out. Look at how the hell he read his newspaper? He's really messed up man! And he took a picture of me in my boxer, Darn this asshole!

I'm having a really bad flu now, took my medicine. I'm rushin off to Robinson to get my levis and caught this f'cker sleepin like a real dirk! So i've decided to make a move first and leave this bitch over at my place first.

I'm now heading over to Robinson for my levisssss!

Caught up with Sean Gerreno Miracly. After centurys? Accompanied me to town. He asked "Hey, AAA <--( that's what they call me. Because i lost my name. #$%#%! ) what are you going to Robinson for?" I replied " To get my Levis?" He freak out and said " Seriously fuck you and screw you! Don't you know there's how many Levis in town? Why go all the way to Robinson? Look there one beside us right now, see? And there's one so nearby our house which is junction 8, you dumb-ass" I was like screwed and " Oh yea! Woops~ My Bad! " And caught this lady sitting so EMO-LY in the bus, probably just broke off or had a tiff with her boyfriend. HAhahahaha!! Look at Sean's gay half-fcuked hairless leg anyway! Hahahaa!!!!

Our dear Owen Chek finally woke up! Decided to Sushi at Thomson Plaza. He tried stealing Sean's food as you can see. I was thinking, what for man? It's buffet! You can always get another one. He's a real Idoit anyway. As you can see, business is real bad. It's re-session! Actually because it's tea-break, hahaha!! I also vommited out the sushi because they made me eat this f'ckin sugar sushi! It badly taste like SHIT! F'ck this guys man! This guys are really more than assholesss anyway.

Sean smoked and than we went over to starbucks and Yea.. He smoked at the non-smokin sign. Wow! His gonna get his ass wipped real hard when the cops arrive. I was singing "How do i live without you" & "When you belive" to Sean while chek just enjoy taking those stupid photos.

Photos Owen Chek's took on walkin our way home. I think my bag makes my ass looks real big! We came across this Upside-down STOP sign near Wen Chieh's place man! Finally call it a day and this really born idiot doesn't want to return me my camera!

Now Claudia's laughing at me for blogging saying it's not like me? And she keeps HAHAHAHAHA!!!! She's also enjoying spelling words for me because i don't know? What the.. man.. She's Cruel!

It starts here man!

2009-01-14T03:49:00.000-08:00

I was really over bored and so i decided to create a blog and start blogging. Sean, i know it's pretty gay to blog but please man, I f'ckin bored up! So anyway more to come. I've no idea how long will i be blogging for but yea.. I'll try anyway.